Thursday, July 1, 2010

July 1st-8th

Well...here it is. I can't make you have fun, but I can tell you how you can.

Thursday
The Body Beneath and Door to Silence- movie showing, the body beneath is even a vampire movie! oooh!! 8pm free at 4014 Walnut St.

Sunday in the Park with George- On the last leg of its run @ the Arden Theatre (closing July 4), this musical about the accomplishments of artist George Seurat and the state of art today is definitely an interesting one. A student ID gets you in for $5.

Avatar- Movie showing free at 8:30 at Penn's Landing 211 S. Columbus Blvd.

Artspiration- They say this is just for kids, which means there is awesome free stuff comin' atcha from all sides. This is all full day of free, outdoor art-making and sleazy food vendors. @ Fleisher Art Memorial (Catherine & 7th) from 10 AM- 4PM.

Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St

SS United States Celebration and Festival- It's the 58th anniversary of the record-breaking maiden voyage of the SS United States! There will be music refreshments and an outdoor screening of a documentary about the ship. 2206 S. Columbus Blvd (Penn's Landing) 7pm Free

Friday
First Friday- First Friday of every month shows all of the galleries in Old City opening up for free alongside free wine, snacks, and outdoor art vendors. All up and down Market st. beginning at 8 pm.

Art of the Steal- A free movie showing about the battle over a $25 billion dollar Barnes Collection. 8pm at a pizza place on 2nd and Germantown.

Wonderous Spaces- Gallery opening. I just hope I never end up going to a recovering alcoholics gallery opening. Here have some energy drinks in your wine cups. But yeah, gallery openings are the shit. 6pm at 709 Walnut

Paper Monster Ate That Little Boy- Sounds pretty sweet, stencil grafitti art show opening from 6-9 on 1050 N. Hancock St. I love grafitti, and I love gallery openings. Go to enjoy the art and talk to the artist about it or go for the wine, you really can't loose.

Peter Nero and Philly Pops Annual Free Concert- Independence Hall (5th and Chestnut) 8 pm

Saturday
Chinatown Block Party- After a 15 year hiatus, this event returns to show the city a taste of real Asian culture. 10th and Arch

Exotic Fever Records Ten Year Anniversary Party- Marking a decade of putting out records, Exotic Fever wants you to party with them and some of the bands that have put them on the map. The line up is RIDICULOUS (mostly because of Pygmy Lush). Playing are A Stick and a Stone/Liza Kate/Pygmy Lush/Resin Hits/Little Gold and many more! $10 (but worth it!) @ Kung Fu Necktie. 5 pm.

Fireworks- Get a good view on the South St. Bridge around 10:30

Philly Phyzz Phest- celebrate the birthday of the inventor of soda. 321 S. 4th St. 1-5, Free!

Cowboy Karaoke- Percy Street bbq 900 South St. 6:30-8

Independence Day Eve demonstration- Brandywine Peace Community asks you to speak up for independece from big oil and corporate domination. 6:30-8 at the Independence Visitor Center.

Philadelphia Orchestra- Come see the Philadelphia Orchestra for free at Penn's Landing at 7:30 Fireworks will follow!

All you can eat Ice Cream festival- $5 at Great Plaza @ Penn's Landing. Benefits go towards Pediatric Leukemia. Going on July 3-5.

The Danger Os, Crazy Man Crazy, and Big Terrible -9pm $8 at the Khyber

Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)

Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.

Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Sunday
Born in Flames- Somethings for the less patriotic people out there, a movie about new age revolution at 7:30 on 704 South St at the Wooden Shoe

Life Liberty and You- Free concert with The Roots, Chuck Brown and the Goo Goo Dolls at 8pm on Ben Franklin Parkway

Independence Day Parade- 11 am starts at 5th and Chestnut. Also at this parade will be a man being watched by judges as he tries to break the world record for most high 5s at an event.

Betsey's Independence day Bash- A celebration of being American and out independence. 12 kids wil become citizens! 11-3 239 Arch St. Free!

Celebration Of Freedom- 10-11 am Free. Independence Hall 520 Chestnut St.

Block Party- A huge block party of Fernon St. Between 2nd and Moyamensing. Live music and free vegan food!! (Though you are encouraged to bring a bit more of your own) noon-7

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free

12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.

Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.

Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St..

Monday
Khyber Karaoke- If all goes well I will be there. (I'll most likely be the only girl surrounded by punk dudes doing Billy Idol and Iron Maiden songs). Free at the Khyber $1 PBR until 11. Starts at 8, but don't get there at 8.

Metal Show @ The M Room- Haethan (NJ Black Metal), Astral Throne (same), and Assayer (New Philly Metal). 8 pm. $5. 21 +.

Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.

Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.

Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.

Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.

Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9

Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.

Tuesday
Pink on A man- Movie showing that discusses gender roles by talking to people as well as a few mothers. 7pm Free at 624 S. 6th St.

Red Wanting Blue, The Lone Pinecones, East of Anything and Dayseam- show at 8pm for $8 at the Khyber.

2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.

Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)

Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.

Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121

Chestnut St.Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30

Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.

Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.

Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm

Coliseum/Fight Amp @ The Barbary- Witness the massacre of hardcore gods Coliseum alongside Fight Amp (NJ), Burning Love (Toronto), and Halo of Snakes. $10. 6 PM.

Wednesday
Stagecoach- A John Wayne Movie Showing at 2pm for free at 1905 Locust St (The Free Public Library)

Two For Three- 2 men decide to share the 1 girl they both fall in love with at 8pm "Meet The Filmmaker" is at 7, free at 400 S. 2nd St.

Grubstake, Brixton Saint, and Rumblers- bands playing at the Khyber for $8 at 8.

Day 1 of Philly Punx Picnic- With events going from July 7-11, Punx Picnic kicks off with BBQ/Softball game @ 49th and Kingsessing. Free. 7 pm.

Thursday
Romancing the Stone- 8:15 Free movie showing at 25th and Walnut on the Schuykill (I hate spelling that word!) at 6pm

Tigers Jaw/Sidekicks/Bearings- Touring Punk-ish bands @ The Fire. 6 pm. $6.

2nd Thursday Reception- Paper works by Nancy Agati focus on the Earth and her systems. 1400 N. American St. runs through July 31. Opening reception at 6.

The Ironic and the Sublime- Mixed Media and drawings by Jim Bloom and Justin Duerr. Opening reception (need I say more about why you should go) from 6-9 at 1522 N. American St.

Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St

Day 2 of Philly Punx Picnic- With events going from July 7-11, Day 2 is the "locals only" shows with Leather,Rat Healer,Women,Trowels, and BSOM. 6 PM. $6 @ The Shorehouse.

Steve-onpoint/Anonymous/Fathead All Stars/Ana Tijoux- Some of these descriptions sound really badass, I'm taking these straight from the Khyber's website. "For Anonymous {And.On.I.Must.} front man and co-founder of ZeyeOn: PDG Records, words were a natural reaction to today’s constantly changing world. Society was decaying, living in what he dubbed, The Petri Dish Generation (hence the subscript), so he set out to build a safe haven from the oppressive artistic homogeony. Is it possible for this generation, to regain what was so valued by those who passed?" For Ana Tijoux- "Born Anamaría Tijoux in Lille, France in 1977, daughter to a French mother and a Chilean father while in political exile during Pinochet's dictatorship. She became famous in Latin America as the female MC of hip-hop group Makiza during the late nineties. In 2006 she crossed over to the Latin mainstream pop due to her collaboration with Mexican songstress Julieta Venegas in the radio hit "Eres para mí". She is currently promoting her first solo album, Kaos."

SUMMER TIPS: Having a hard time keeping your spirits up in the summer's cruel, broke, humidity? Here are a few things we here at Broke in Philly have been doing regularly to keep our spirits afloat!
- Everyday, there is a free adult swim at the public pool @ 13th and Carpenter. Weekdays is 6-7 pm, Weekends 5-6 pm.
- Center City Pretzel Company @ 8th and Washington opens almost every night around midnight'ish serving fresh pretzels for like 30 cents each with all kinds of awesome toppings to be had.
-Everyday, 12 steps down has $2 Mimosas and $2 Bloody Mary's from 11 AM- 3 PM. The Dive has Free Pizza (two slices a person) everyday at their 5-7 Happy Hour alongside some rad drink specials.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

June 25- July 1

Don't forget about karaoke

Friday (June 25)
Funky blues with Burnt Circus- @ Adobe Cafe 9 pm $5

Last show ever at the T***** D***- I know what that stands for do you? If not you must not be punx. Trip Ruiner (lofi screamo-y pop band)No Coffins (stupid lofi hardcore NA wannabes)V-Boys (Trashy west philly, poser pop punk)Black Wing (Male/female crust punk from NYC)Usurper (Male/Female crust punk from BOSTON)The Religious Vomits (DK cover band with members of Whack, Black wing and Zehnia Golov)John Wilkes Youth (HCxHC)Fuckheads (HC PUNK from BAWSTON)Whack (NYC Classical HC Circus Punk that everyone loses their shit to) $7-10 whatever you can afford, starting at 6. On the website I swear to god under where it says "ask a motherfucking punk.". If you want to go you can also ask me, or just find a punk and ask lol.

Local Comedy groups Color-by-Numbers and King- Friday @ 401 S. Broad 8 pm $10. A sketch comedy show centered around the American Dream. Very funny, very worth the $10. I went to another show of theirs and had a great time. I feel like one of those people in NYC, "do you like to laugh?", but seriously if you like to laugh go. BYOB...yup you can get drunk while you watch this.

Jams and Booze with local band Galaxies and more- @ 1315 Kater St. BYOB 8 pm $5

WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.

Punk/Metal show with SCAV, Hot Graves, and Occultist @ JR's (22nd/Passyunk) ...8 pm $5

Critical Mass: Giant bike ride beginning at 6 pm @ City Hall. If you have never done critical mass before it really is a must. People get so silly for it, especially now that it's nice out again. You will see people drinking on bikes and chasing eachother around and showing off. Also, you will see people yelling at cars, kicking cars, stopping traffic, and standing with all their bikes held over their head at an intersection because a driver was being a jerk. This is not just for the experienced bike rider, it is a long ride, but it goes pretty slowly, even newbies could keep up.

Lawrence Schoen (Science Fiction)- American author, publisher, psychologist, and expert in klingon (the language). Come hear him talk at 7:30 at 110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.

Astro Vintage- 1 year anniversary party. Special 10% off today. There will be drinks and some light snacks. Also...she did say fancy dress is encouraged, it's your chance to pull out that dress you've been needing an excuse to wear to something! 7-11. I've been to things here before, it's always fun and always a very friendly group of people. On 720 S. 5th St.

Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 1- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. First day starts at 5 pm.

Saturday
Volklibre!- Not sure what this is exactly, it is free however, so I'm just gonna copy and paste from their website. "We're going to have our first meeting to give people an overview, get feedback & insight and set some plans into motion. We’d love for you to join the excitement… If you’re not in the Philly area and want to see a webcast or do a video conference, check back in here to see if we set something up for that." 3pm at 110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.

Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information-
http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)

Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.

Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Touring Vegan/Straight-Edge Bands- For the kid inside who still wants to "x" up and "throwdown", Contend (Reno) and Distress (Santa Cruz) will get aggro with ya. @ The Outhouse (google it?) $5

Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 2- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. This second day starts at 11 AM, but Morris Day and the Time are playing at 8 pm followed by fireworks.....and don't be so cool to pretend you don't like fireworks.

Sunday
They say we're sinking, sad red, loosing gravity- $8 at the Khyber at 8.

Beyond Spoken Word- Poetry reading and artist interviews from 1-2:30, and then from 2:30-4 is a potluck dinner. They ask that everyone brings a dish, they also ask for a $7 donation, however made it clear that they won't send anybody away if they don't have the money.

A celebration of Light: Honoring Lucille Clifton- Come celebrate the life of Lucille Clifton (a poet) on this day which would have been her birthday. Bring your own refreshments 4-7. @110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free

12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.

Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.

Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.

Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St..

Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.

One Up (who the hell is that?) reunion show- The Barbary is hosting a day show for One Up, Stick Together, Word for Word, and Times Up. 3 pm. $10.

Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 3- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. This last day starts at 11 AM.


Monday
Khyber Karaoke- If all goes well I will be there. (I'll most likely be the only girl surrounded by punk dudes doing Billy Idol and Iron Maiden songs). Free at the Khyber $1 PBR until 11. Starts at 8, but don't get there at 8.

Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.

Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.

Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.

Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.

Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9

Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.

Hybrid Arts Last Mondays Show- Hybrid Arts Collective presents evenings of verstatile, multidisciplinary performance alongside a provided dinner. So if you like weird, performance-arty, crazy-music, dance-hybrid stuff and cheap dinner: this is for you! 7 pm $5 @ Broad Street Ministry


Tuesday

Lesser Animals, Herring Bones, Comrades and REGRETTER-8pm $8 at the Khyber

Punk Show- @ shore house (just google it if you aren't punx, it's in West Philly), 7pm $5.
Badtaste, Brain Car (dudes half your age, punker than you, rochester) and others.

2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.

Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)

Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.

Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.

Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30

Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.

Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm

Free Showing of Grease at Love Park- If you're not there and singing "You're the One that I Want", you are not capable of having fun.

Wednesday
All ages punk show- Spanish Gamble from Florida, The Holy Mess, and the G reat Explainer at the Fire at 7. $5

Free Showing of Rocky @ Art Museum steps + Free WaWa Hoagies, Live Music, and Giveaways. Giveaways and Raffles lie at the heart of the American Dream.

22 Artists Out in the Open- Free, from 9-5, Twenty-Two Gallery(236 S. 22nd st.)
is hosting a large amount of landscapes from a huge handful of artists! Going on for a few days!

Thursday
Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St

Free Showing of Avatar @ Penn's Landing (@ Chestnut)- This is another one of the free showings put on by WaWa as part of their upcoming July 4 festivities. (http://www.visitphilly.com/articles/philadelphia/fourth-of-july-in-philadelphia-wawa-welcome-america)

Artspiration- They say this is just for kids, which means there is awesome free stuff comin' atcha from all sides. This is all full day of free, outdoor art-making and sleazy food vendors. @ Fleisher Art Memorial (Catherine & 7th) from 10 AM- 4PM.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

For the ladies...

It's getting to be summertime, which means we all love to look our best and pamper ourselves.
My present to all you broke and or thrifty ladies out there is a complied list of beauty products you can make for yourself at home.
So guy buy a box a wine, have your girlfriends over, and give some of these recipes a try.

good morning facial scrub- take coffee grounds from the day, add 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, and a dash of salt. Mix together and rub all over. Follow with a facial mask.

Grapefruit and Parsley face mask- you will need oatmeal, parsley, grapefruit, and olive oil or sunflower oil

Chocolate Facial Mask for Dry Skin- You'll need cocoa powder, heavy cream, cottage cheese, honey and oatmeal

Lemon Mint Elbow Bleach- You'll need peppermint tea and lemon juice.

Oatmeal Hand Spa Treatment- You'll need lemon juice, oatmeal, and olive oil

Click on the names of the items for the instructions. Also stay on those sites for awhile and look around. All of thes websites have shitloads of recipes that might match the things around your house better.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

June 17-24

We're Back!

Thursday (17)


Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.

Alexandra Day- At Chris' Jazz cafe on 1421 Sansom St. no cover from 5:30-7:30

Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St.

Jennifer Egan- "Jennifer Egan's newest novel "A Visit From The Goon Squad" follows the relationship of an aging punk rocker and a young woman in a narrative of human desire and redemption. Egan will speak and then sign." -Citypaper. Free at the Free Library on 19th and Vine.

John J. O'connor and Kate Abercrombie Art gallery opening- These are the best, weither you are interested in art or not. If you are it's a great chance to talk to the artist and really enjoy looking around and talking about art. If you don't enjoy art, there are always free snacks and wine. I think most people in the world like either free snacks and drinks or art. Therefore I expect to see everyone there! 6-8 Free at Fleisher/Ollman Gallery at 1616 Walnut St.

Sabrina Movie showing- I absolutely adore this movie. It's starring Audrey Hepburn in a sort of Cinderella story where she, the chauffeur's daughter falls in love with one of the men her father works for, and then changes her mind and falls in love with the other one. It's just a feel good movie. At the Ambler Theatre 108 E. Butler Ave 7pm. $6.75-$9.

Strongest Man Arm Wrestling competition- 21+ no cover 9pm. South Philly Bar and Grill 1235 E. Passyunk Ave. Do you have what it takes?

Friday (18)
Panic Years Show- “ The pre-emo passionate vocals, the soft-then-loud transitions, the clangy guitar/catchy-melody combo — these guys woulda fit in just nicely between the Posies and the Pumpkins on 120 Minutes.” ~ Philadelphia CityPaper $8 at the Khyber at 9.

Eversave.com launch party- At Paddywhacks on 150 South St. This is a launch party for a new website, I have no clue what it's about, but they got my attention when they started talking about giveaways, raffles, and free food. And all for no cover to top it all off.


WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.

In Review: Opening Reception- Please see above for my feeling on gallery openings. This was has things from 10 different artists doing contemporary photography...and drinking free wine.

Kenny Gates- Free from 5:30-7:30 at Chris' Jazz Cafe at 1421 Sansom St.

Toiling In Obscurity X- "Philadelphians with day jobs present an evening of literature, music and comedy. The show will feature: Jaime Fountaine, Doogie Horner, Lee Klein, Steve Manheart, Jeremy Eric Tenenbaum, Becca Trabin and music by Tinmouth."-CityPaper. At the Dive on 947 Passyunk Ave (on Passyunk right before Washington) No cover from 7-10.

Transforming Great Literature to the Stage- Elevator Repair service will perform a piece from their stage interpretation of "The Sun also Rises" by Hemmingway. After the performance they will give a talk about their way of doing theatre and their company, there will be a question and answer, and everything will be followed by a reception where you can meet the actors, talk to everyone else, and probably chow down on free snacks and wine.

Where the Red Fern Grows Movie Showing- I'm not even going to bother explaining this story if you don't already know it. 7pm at Mugshots COffeehouse at Cafe on 2100 Fairmount Ave.

World's Largest- A documentary about towns that use the "World's largest ...." slogan to attract people. The documentary includes things like the world's largest strawberry which is 15 feet, by the way. Pizza at Schmidts at 2nd and Germantown, free at 8:30 pm.


Saturday (19)
Blood Dinner II Show- Wow...this band has some really really awesome influences. Circa Survive, Thrice, and U2. I don't see why you wouldn't want to spend $8 to see them at the Khyber at 9.


Classic Metal night (21+)- from 5-7 get free pizza pizza and $2 beer of the week and well drinks. At the dive Saturday night on Passyunk Ave (by 7th and Carpenter)

Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)

Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.

Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

18th Annual Islamic Heritage Festival- There will be vendors, games, speakers and entertainment 2-8pm at Penn's Landing 201 S. Columbus Blvd.

Apron Activists Bake Sale- A vegan Bake Sale at the Wooden Shoe (704 South St.). Funds raised will be donated to the National Wildlife Federation's efforts to help the flowers and animals hurt by the recent oil spill.

Back to the Future Anniversary Marathon- Starts at 12pm. At 227 Bridge St. in Phoenixville it's a bit of a travel, but if you're really into the movies this could be fun. $6 for students of $8 for regular admission.

Sunday (20)
The Falcon Lords- At the Khyber, described on the Khyber website as "Nerdy rockers, The Falcon Lords, are a band of crime fighting super heroes. They love music and relaxing in their volcano lair. " All joking aside this might actually be awesome. 8pm.

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free

12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.

Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.

Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.

Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St.. @Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.

Monday (21)
Khyber Karaoke-only the best around with $1 PBR until 11.

Tigerbeats Indie Dance Party- Exactly what it sounds like at the Khyber, have fun with the hipsters!

Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.

Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.

Unplugged Metal Monday- $5-$8 at the Tritone 1508 South St. 21+

Open Mic Night- Fergie's pub open mic night 21+ no cover charge. 1214 Sansom St.

Free Tai Chi Class- Every Monday at 2 increase your flexibility and do those cool arm move thingies at the Philadelphia Free library on 18 S. 7th St.

Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.

Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.

Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9

Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.

Tuesday (22)
Netural Uke Hotel- Neutral Milk hotel tribute with the spotted attrocious, ukulele orchestra and solved with science. $8 8pm at the Khyber.

Comedy Dreams- A night of stand-up, skits, music, and anything funny. It seems to say $3, but it's hard to read the flyer in the past it's usually free though. Try to read it for yourself here.

$2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.

Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)

Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.

Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.

Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30

Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.

Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.

Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm

Wednesday (23)
Punk/Metal Show at Jr's Bar- In Ruins (Crusty D-Beat from Atlanta) and philly locals Doomed Youth, Vulcan, and Blood Bomber. 22nd and Passyunk. 8 pm. 5 bucks.

Silk Road Summer Series/Pay-what-you-can nights at Penn Museum- Starting this night, going every Wednesday until August 25, Penn Museum will open select galleries and exhibits alongside live music. This one is Al-Bustan Seeds of Culture, playing traditional Arab Music. 32nd and South. 5-8 pm.

Free Screening of Fast Times at Ridgemont High- If you're in the market for learning how to party from Sean Penn, the World Cafe Live is holding a free showing of the crucial classic. 7 pm @ World Cafe Live.

Thursday (24)
Metal show at the Khyber- Astral Throne, The Fetals, Assayer, and Barbarism. Get out your beards, long hair, swords and flannel, whoo! It's $8, at 9pm at the Khyber.

Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.

Free Outdoor Screening of The Great Outdoors- See The Great Outdoors for free on the Schuykill River Banks by Walnut st. starting at 8:15 pm. Bring blankets and picnic things. If you get there early enough, they are giving away free food and raffling off a bunch of IKEA stuff. They are doing this every other Thursday with different movies throughout the summer!

For the truly broke...

This is for anyone who wants to have fun, do something good, or just have a funny story to tell.
Volunteer for the Red Cross to be their mascot, Fred Cross! It will be a silly experience you 'll be sure to be drunkenly telling your grandkids one day...if you make it that long of course.
If you're interested Call Sharon Jefferson at 215-299-4068, or e-mail volunteer@redcross-philly.org.

Why I stopped writing.

Hey there guys, sorry it's been awhile. I tried to promise myself that I would be good and keep writing no matter what, but that didn't work, especially when I got money.
That's right everyone, I got a job. And a full time job none the less, so money stopped being a problem. However, sadly, much like giving a mouse a cookie, if you give a poor person some money they don't want to save it for later, they want to go enjoy it, all of it. So despite working full time for 2 months now, here I am with my money in the negative.
The good news is that the blog is be back on!!! I also promise I will try to be so much better about everything.
Don't forget we have pins!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

May 4th week

TUESDAY

Location, Location, Location! About the importance of a location manager. Free but you must RSPV to jean@filim.org. Prince theatre 1412 Chestnut St.

Home grown; Hip life in Ghana- Explores hip hop in Africa, and it is followed by another movie showing that chronicles the 1st meeting of Roxanne Shante Bahamadia. $5-$8 7pm at the Ibrahim Theatre 3701 Chestnut St.

PIFVA- L'Etage (6245 6th st.) presents Cinema Speakeasy featuring a movie by a local film maker. 7:30 FREE

90s dance party- at the Barbary ...kinda lame, but hey you might be too...

Vice Royal with Patterns and 2 others- 8pm $8 at the Khyber 56 S. 2nd St.

$2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.

Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)

Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.

Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.

Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30

Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.

Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.

Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm


WED
THe Hand of Fatima- A tribute to the former NY Times music critic. Ibrahim Theatre 3701 Chestnut St. 7pm $5-$8.

The Shop on Main St. (Ochodna Korze) 1965 Czech, a man is given a jewish widows showing shop during WWII, and this movie is all about the relationship that forms, 2pm Free at the library on 19th and Locust.

Bulge- Underware only party in the gayborhood. Minimal dresscode is ENFORCED, at the Bike Stop 9-2 $5 206 S. Quince St.

Charlaine Harris- The writer of the books that inspired the series of True blood will be reading form her 10th stackhouse novel. 7:30 FREE at the Free Library on 19th and Vine

Umoja Orchestra- with a few other bands, here them here, then see them at the Fire, 412 W. Girad Avenue 21+, 9pm, $7

THURSDAY
Coming Out Under Fire- This film talks about the way the army treats gays and lesbians during WWII. 7pm FREE 1315 Spruce St. William Way Center.

Drag Show- Philadelphia's most loved drag show is $6 at Bb and Barbara's 11pm-1am 1509 South St.

Popi- Hip hop with a few other artists, here them here, then see them at the Fire, 412 W. Girad Avenue 21+, 9pm, $7

FRIDAY

WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.

Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.

SATURDAY

Classic Metal night (21+)- from 5-7 get free pizza pizza and $2 beer of the week and well drinks. At the dive Saturday night on Passyunk Ave (by 7th and Carpenter)

Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)

Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.

Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut

$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

SUNDAY
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market

Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free

12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.

Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.

Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.

Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St.. @

Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.