Don't forget about karaoke
Friday (June 25)
Funky blues with Burnt Circus- @ Adobe Cafe 9 pm $5
Last show ever at the T***** D***- I know what that stands for do you? If not you must not be punx. Trip Ruiner (lofi screamo-y pop band)No Coffins (stupid lofi hardcore NA wannabes)V-Boys (Trashy west philly, poser pop punk)Black Wing (Male/female crust punk from NYC)Usurper (Male/Female crust punk from BOSTON)The Religious Vomits (DK cover band with members of Whack, Black wing and Zehnia Golov)John Wilkes Youth (HCxHC)Fuckheads (HC PUNK from BAWSTON)Whack (NYC Classical HC Circus Punk that everyone loses their shit to) $7-10 whatever you can afford, starting at 6. On the website I swear to god under where it says "ask a motherfucking punk.". If you want to go you can also ask me, or just find a punk and ask lol.
Local Comedy groups Color-by-Numbers and King- Friday @ 401 S. Broad 8 pm $10. A sketch comedy show centered around the American Dream. Very funny, very worth the $10. I went to another show of theirs and had a great time. I feel like one of those people in NYC, "do you like to laugh?", but seriously if you like to laugh go. BYOB...yup you can get drunk while you watch this.
Jams and Booze with local band Galaxies and more- @ 1315 Kater St. BYOB 8 pm $5
WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.
Punk/Metal show with SCAV, Hot Graves, and Occultist @ JR's (22nd/Passyunk) ...8 pm $5
Critical Mass: Giant bike ride beginning at 6 pm @ City Hall. If you have never done critical mass before it really is a must. People get so silly for it, especially now that it's nice out again. You will see people drinking on bikes and chasing eachother around and showing off. Also, you will see people yelling at cars, kicking cars, stopping traffic, and standing with all their bikes held over their head at an intersection because a driver was being a jerk. This is not just for the experienced bike rider, it is a long ride, but it goes pretty slowly, even newbies could keep up.
Lawrence Schoen (Science Fiction)- American author, publisher, psychologist, and expert in klingon (the language). Come hear him talk at 7:30 at 110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.
Astro Vintage- 1 year anniversary party. Special 10% off today. There will be drinks and some light snacks. Also...she did say fancy dress is encouraged, it's your chance to pull out that dress you've been needing an excuse to wear to something! 7-11. I've been to things here before, it's always fun and always a very friendly group of people. On 720 S. 5th St.
Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 1- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. First day starts at 5 pm.
Saturday
Volklibre!- Not sure what this is exactly, it is free however, so I'm just gonna copy and paste from their website. "We're going to have our first meeting to give people an overview, get feedback & insight and set some plans into motion. We’d love for you to join the excitement… If you’re not in the Philly area and want to see a webcast or do a video conference, check back in here to see if we set something up for that." 3pm at 110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.
Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)
Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.
Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
Touring Vegan/Straight-Edge Bands- For the kid inside who still wants to "x" up and "throwdown", Contend (Reno) and Distress (Santa Cruz) will get aggro with ya. @ The Outhouse (google it?) $5
Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 2- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. This second day starts at 11 AM, but Morris Day and the Time are playing at 8 pm followed by fireworks.....and don't be so cool to pretend you don't like fireworks.
Sunday
They say we're sinking, sad red, loosing gravity- $8 at the Khyber at 8.
Beyond Spoken Word- Poetry reading and artist interviews from 1-2:30, and then from 2:30-4 is a potluck dinner. They ask that everyone brings a dish, they also ask for a $7 donation, however made it clear that they won't send anybody away if they don't have the money.
A celebration of Light: Honoring Lucille Clifton- Come celebrate the life of Lucille Clifton (a poet) on this day which would have been her birthday. Bring your own refreshments 4-7. @110 S. 13th St at Robin's Bookstore. Free.
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free
12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.
Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.
Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.
Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St..
Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.
One Up (who the hell is that?) reunion show- The Barbary is hosting a day show for One Up, Stick Together, Word for Word, and Times Up. 3 pm. $10.
Taste of Philadelphia Outdoor Festival Day 3- Going from June 25-27, This outdoor fest on Penn's Landing is free and has tons of free samples from the best chefs and restaurants in Philly, plus live music and other outdoor silliness. This last day starts at 11 AM.
Monday
Khyber Karaoke- If all goes well I will be there. (I'll most likely be the only girl surrounded by punk dudes doing Billy Idol and Iron Maiden songs). Free at the Khyber $1 PBR until 11. Starts at 8, but don't get there at 8.
Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.
Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.
Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.
Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.
Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9
Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.
Hybrid Arts Last Mondays Show- Hybrid Arts Collective presents evenings of verstatile, multidisciplinary performance alongside a provided dinner. So if you like weird, performance-arty, crazy-music, dance-hybrid stuff and cheap dinner: this is for you! 7 pm $5 @ Broad Street Ministry
Tuesday
Lesser Animals, Herring Bones, Comrades and REGRETTER-8pm $8 at the Khyber
Punk Show- @ shore house (just google it if you aren't punx, it's in West Philly), 7pm $5. Badtaste, Brain Car (dudes half your age, punker than you, rochester) and others.
2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.
Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)
Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.
Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.
Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30
Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.
Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm
Free Showing of Grease at Love Park- If you're not there and singing "You're the One that I Want", you are not capable of having fun.
Wednesday
All ages punk show- Spanish Gamble from Florida, The Holy Mess, and the G reat Explainer at the Fire at 7. $5
Free Showing of Rocky @ Art Museum steps + Free WaWa Hoagies, Live Music, and Giveaways. Giveaways and Raffles lie at the heart of the American Dream.
22 Artists Out in the Open- Free, from 9-5, Twenty-Two Gallery(236 S. 22nd st.) is hosting a large amount of landscapes from a huge handful of artists! Going on for a few days!
Thursday
Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St
Free Showing of Avatar @ Penn's Landing (@ Chestnut)- This is another one of the free showings put on by WaWa as part of their upcoming July 4 festivities. (http://www.visitphilly.com/articles/philadelphia/fourth-of-july-in-philadelphia-wawa-welcome-america)
Artspiration- They say this is just for kids, which means there is awesome free stuff comin' atcha from all sides. This is all full day of free, outdoor art-making and sleazy food vendors. @ Fleisher Art Memorial (Catherine & 7th) from 10 AM- 4PM.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
For the ladies...
It's getting to be summertime, which means we all love to look our best and pamper ourselves.
My present to all you broke and or thrifty ladies out there is a complied list of beauty products you can make for yourself at home.
So guy buy a box a wine, have your girlfriends over, and give some of these recipes a try.
good morning facial scrub- take coffee grounds from the day, add 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, and a dash of salt. Mix together and rub all over. Follow with a facial mask.
Grapefruit and Parsley face mask- you will need oatmeal, parsley, grapefruit, and olive oil or sunflower oil
Chocolate Facial Mask for Dry Skin- You'll need cocoa powder, heavy cream, cottage cheese, honey and oatmeal
Lemon Mint Elbow Bleach- You'll need peppermint tea and lemon juice.
Oatmeal Hand Spa Treatment- You'll need lemon juice, oatmeal, and olive oil
Click on the names of the items for the instructions. Also stay on those sites for awhile and look around. All of thes websites have shitloads of recipes that might match the things around your house better.
My present to all you broke and or thrifty ladies out there is a complied list of beauty products you can make for yourself at home.
So guy buy a box a wine, have your girlfriends over, and give some of these recipes a try.
good morning facial scrub- take coffee grounds from the day, add 1/2 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, and a dash of salt. Mix together and rub all over. Follow with a facial mask.
Grapefruit and Parsley face mask- you will need oatmeal, parsley, grapefruit, and olive oil or sunflower oil
Chocolate Facial Mask for Dry Skin- You'll need cocoa powder, heavy cream, cottage cheese, honey and oatmeal
Lemon Mint Elbow Bleach- You'll need peppermint tea and lemon juice.
Oatmeal Hand Spa Treatment- You'll need lemon juice, oatmeal, and olive oil
Click on the names of the items for the instructions. Also stay on those sites for awhile and look around. All of thes websites have shitloads of recipes that might match the things around your house better.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
June 17-24
We're Back!
Thursday (17)
Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.
Alexandra Day- At Chris' Jazz cafe on 1421 Sansom St. no cover from 5:30-7:30
Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St.
Jennifer Egan- "Jennifer Egan's newest novel "A Visit From The Goon Squad" follows the relationship of an aging punk rocker and a young woman in a narrative of human desire and redemption. Egan will speak and then sign." -Citypaper. Free at the Free Library on 19th and Vine.
John J. O'connor and Kate Abercrombie Art gallery opening- These are the best, weither you are interested in art or not. If you are it's a great chance to talk to the artist and really enjoy looking around and talking about art. If you don't enjoy art, there are always free snacks and wine. I think most people in the world like either free snacks and drinks or art. Therefore I expect to see everyone there! 6-8 Free at Fleisher/Ollman Gallery at 1616 Walnut St.
Sabrina Movie showing- I absolutely adore this movie. It's starring Audrey Hepburn in a sort of Cinderella story where she, the chauffeur's daughter falls in love with one of the men her father works for, and then changes her mind and falls in love with the other one. It's just a feel good movie. At the Ambler Theatre 108 E. Butler Ave 7pm. $6.75-$9.
Strongest Man Arm Wrestling competition- 21+ no cover 9pm. South Philly Bar and Grill 1235 E. Passyunk Ave. Do you have what it takes?
Friday (18)
Panic Years Show- “ The pre-emo passionate vocals, the soft-then-loud transitions, the clangy guitar/catchy-melody combo — these guys woulda fit in just nicely between the Posies and the Pumpkins on 120 Minutes.” ~ Philadelphia CityPaper $8 at the Khyber at 9.
Eversave.com launch party- At Paddywhacks on 150 South St. This is a launch party for a new website, I have no clue what it's about, but they got my attention when they started talking about giveaways, raffles, and free food. And all for no cover to top it all off.
WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.
In Review: Opening Reception- Please see above for my feeling on gallery openings. This was has things from 10 different artists doing contemporary photography...and drinking free wine.
Kenny Gates- Free from 5:30-7:30 at Chris' Jazz Cafe at 1421 Sansom St.
Toiling In Obscurity X- "Philadelphians with day jobs present an evening of literature, music and comedy. The show will feature: Jaime Fountaine, Doogie Horner, Lee Klein, Steve Manheart, Jeremy Eric Tenenbaum, Becca Trabin and music by Tinmouth."-CityPaper. At the Dive on 947 Passyunk Ave (on Passyunk right before Washington) No cover from 7-10.
Transforming Great Literature to the Stage- Elevator Repair service will perform a piece from their stage interpretation of "The Sun also Rises" by Hemmingway. After the performance they will give a talk about their way of doing theatre and their company, there will be a question and answer, and everything will be followed by a reception where you can meet the actors, talk to everyone else, and probably chow down on free snacks and wine.
Where the Red Fern Grows Movie Showing- I'm not even going to bother explaining this story if you don't already know it. 7pm at Mugshots COffeehouse at Cafe on 2100 Fairmount Ave.
World's Largest- A documentary about towns that use the "World's largest ...." slogan to attract people. The documentary includes things like the world's largest strawberry which is 15 feet, by the way. Pizza at Schmidts at 2nd and Germantown, free at 8:30 pm.
Saturday (19)
Blood Dinner II Show- Wow...this band has some really really awesome influences. Circa Survive, Thrice, and U2. I don't see why you wouldn't want to spend $8 to see them at the Khyber at 9.
Classic Metal night (21+)- from 5-7 get free pizza pizza and $2 beer of the week and well drinks. At the dive Saturday night on Passyunk Ave (by 7th and Carpenter)
Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)
Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.
Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
18th Annual Islamic Heritage Festival- There will be vendors, games, speakers and entertainment 2-8pm at Penn's Landing 201 S. Columbus Blvd.
Apron Activists Bake Sale- A vegan Bake Sale at the Wooden Shoe (704 South St.). Funds raised will be donated to the National Wildlife Federation's efforts to help the flowers and animals hurt by the recent oil spill.
Back to the Future Anniversary Marathon- Starts at 12pm. At 227 Bridge St. in Phoenixville it's a bit of a travel, but if you're really into the movies this could be fun. $6 for students of $8 for regular admission.
Sunday (20)
The Falcon Lords- At the Khyber, described on the Khyber website as "Nerdy rockers, The Falcon Lords, are a band of crime fighting super heroes. They love music and relaxing in their volcano lair. " All joking aside this might actually be awesome. 8pm.
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free
12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.
Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.
Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.
Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St.. @Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.
Monday (21)
Khyber Karaoke-only the best around with $1 PBR until 11.
Tigerbeats Indie Dance Party- Exactly what it sounds like at the Khyber, have fun with the hipsters!
Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.
Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.
Unplugged Metal Monday- $5-$8 at the Tritone 1508 South St. 21+
Open Mic Night- Fergie's pub open mic night 21+ no cover charge. 1214 Sansom St.
Free Tai Chi Class- Every Monday at 2 increase your flexibility and do those cool arm move thingies at the Philadelphia Free library on 18 S. 7th St.
Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.
Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.
Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9
Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.
Tuesday (22)
Netural Uke Hotel- Neutral Milk hotel tribute with the spotted attrocious, ukulele orchestra and solved with science. $8 8pm at the Khyber.
Comedy Dreams- A night of stand-up, skits, music, and anything funny. It seems to say $3, but it's hard to read the flyer in the past it's usually free though. Try to read it for yourself here.
$2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.
Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)
Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.
Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.
Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30
Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.
Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.
Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm
Wednesday (23)
Punk/Metal Show at Jr's Bar- In Ruins (Crusty D-Beat from Atlanta) and philly locals Doomed Youth, Vulcan, and Blood Bomber. 22nd and Passyunk. 8 pm. 5 bucks.
Silk Road Summer Series/Pay-what-you-can nights at Penn Museum- Starting this night, going every Wednesday until August 25, Penn Museum will open select galleries and exhibits alongside live music. This one is Al-Bustan Seeds of Culture, playing traditional Arab Music. 32nd and South. 5-8 pm.
Free Screening of Fast Times at Ridgemont High- If you're in the market for learning how to party from Sean Penn, the World Cafe Live is holding a free showing of the crucial classic. 7 pm @ World Cafe Live.
Thursday (24)
Metal show at the Khyber- Astral Throne, The Fetals, Assayer, and Barbarism. Get out your beards, long hair, swords and flannel, whoo! It's $8, at 9pm at the Khyber.
Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.
Free Outdoor Screening of The Great Outdoors- See The Great Outdoors for free on the Schuykill River Banks by Walnut st. starting at 8:15 pm. Bring blankets and picnic things. If you get there early enough, they are giving away free food and raffling off a bunch of IKEA stuff. They are doing this every other Thursday with different movies throughout the summer!
Thursday (17)
Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.
Alexandra Day- At Chris' Jazz cafe on 1421 Sansom St. no cover from 5:30-7:30
Bob and Barbaras Drag Show- The longest running drag show in Philadelphia hosted by Miss Lisa Lisa 11pm-1am $6. At 1509 South St.
Jennifer Egan- "Jennifer Egan's newest novel "A Visit From The Goon Squad" follows the relationship of an aging punk rocker and a young woman in a narrative of human desire and redemption. Egan will speak and then sign." -Citypaper. Free at the Free Library on 19th and Vine.
John J. O'connor and Kate Abercrombie Art gallery opening- These are the best, weither you are interested in art or not. If you are it's a great chance to talk to the artist and really enjoy looking around and talking about art. If you don't enjoy art, there are always free snacks and wine. I think most people in the world like either free snacks and drinks or art. Therefore I expect to see everyone there! 6-8 Free at Fleisher/Ollman Gallery at 1616 Walnut St.
Sabrina Movie showing- I absolutely adore this movie. It's starring Audrey Hepburn in a sort of Cinderella story where she, the chauffeur's daughter falls in love with one of the men her father works for, and then changes her mind and falls in love with the other one. It's just a feel good movie. At the Ambler Theatre 108 E. Butler Ave 7pm. $6.75-$9.
Strongest Man Arm Wrestling competition- 21+ no cover 9pm. South Philly Bar and Grill 1235 E. Passyunk Ave. Do you have what it takes?
Friday (18)
Panic Years Show- “ The pre-emo passionate vocals, the soft-then-loud transitions, the clangy guitar/catchy-melody combo — these guys woulda fit in just nicely between the Posies and the Pumpkins on 120 Minutes.” ~ Philadelphia CityPaper $8 at the Khyber at 9.
Eversave.com launch party- At Paddywhacks on 150 South St. This is a launch party for a new website, I have no clue what it's about, but they got my attention when they started talking about giveaways, raffles, and free food. And all for no cover to top it all off.
WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.
In Review: Opening Reception- Please see above for my feeling on gallery openings. This was has things from 10 different artists doing contemporary photography...and drinking free wine.
Kenny Gates- Free from 5:30-7:30 at Chris' Jazz Cafe at 1421 Sansom St.
Toiling In Obscurity X- "Philadelphians with day jobs present an evening of literature, music and comedy. The show will feature: Jaime Fountaine, Doogie Horner, Lee Klein, Steve Manheart, Jeremy Eric Tenenbaum, Becca Trabin and music by Tinmouth."-CityPaper. At the Dive on 947 Passyunk Ave (on Passyunk right before Washington) No cover from 7-10.
Transforming Great Literature to the Stage- Elevator Repair service will perform a piece from their stage interpretation of "The Sun also Rises" by Hemmingway. After the performance they will give a talk about their way of doing theatre and their company, there will be a question and answer, and everything will be followed by a reception where you can meet the actors, talk to everyone else, and probably chow down on free snacks and wine.
Where the Red Fern Grows Movie Showing- I'm not even going to bother explaining this story if you don't already know it. 7pm at Mugshots COffeehouse at Cafe on 2100 Fairmount Ave.
World's Largest- A documentary about towns that use the "World's largest ...." slogan to attract people. The documentary includes things like the world's largest strawberry which is 15 feet, by the way. Pizza at Schmidts at 2nd and Germantown, free at 8:30 pm.
Saturday (19)
Blood Dinner II Show- Wow...this band has some really really awesome influences. Circa Survive, Thrice, and U2. I don't see why you wouldn't want to spend $8 to see them at the Khyber at 9.
Classic Metal night (21+)- from 5-7 get free pizza pizza and $2 beer of the week and well drinks. At the dive Saturday night on Passyunk Ave (by 7th and Carpenter)
Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)
Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.
Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
18th Annual Islamic Heritage Festival- There will be vendors, games, speakers and entertainment 2-8pm at Penn's Landing 201 S. Columbus Blvd.
Apron Activists Bake Sale- A vegan Bake Sale at the Wooden Shoe (704 South St.). Funds raised will be donated to the National Wildlife Federation's efforts to help the flowers and animals hurt by the recent oil spill.
Back to the Future Anniversary Marathon- Starts at 12pm. At 227 Bridge St. in Phoenixville it's a bit of a travel, but if you're really into the movies this could be fun. $6 for students of $8 for regular admission.
Sunday (20)
The Falcon Lords- At the Khyber, described on the Khyber website as "Nerdy rockers, The Falcon Lords, are a band of crime fighting super heroes. They love music and relaxing in their volcano lair. " All joking aside this might actually be awesome. 8pm.
$2 Bloody Mary’s & Mimosas: 11am to 3pm 12 steps down in the Italian Market
Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free
12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.
Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.
Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.
Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St.. @Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.
Monday (21)
Khyber Karaoke-only the best around with $1 PBR until 11.
Tigerbeats Indie Dance Party- Exactly what it sounds like at the Khyber, have fun with the hipsters!
Free Rapid HIV testing- Just do it fuckers. 2-5 Every monday 1315 Spruce St.
Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.
Unplugged Metal Monday- $5-$8 at the Tritone 1508 South St. 21+
Open Mic Night- Fergie's pub open mic night 21+ no cover charge. 1214 Sansom St.
Free Tai Chi Class- Every Monday at 2 increase your flexibility and do those cool arm move thingies at the Philadelphia Free library on 18 S. 7th St.
Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.
Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa lessons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.
Philadelphia Freedom Band Practice- "The Philadelphia Freedom Band is a concert band for amateur musicians of every sexual persuasion: gay, lesbian, bi, transgender and straight are all welcome. No auditions necessary." Know how to play an instrument kinda? Are you bored? This is your chance baby! 55 N. Broad St. at a church, from 7-9
Printmaking Workshops- The Philadelphia Sketch Club is offering a chance for you to try your hand, or improve your hand at printmaking, some tools will be supplied, but youare also welcome to bring your own. $10 or $6 with student ID. 10am-2pm, at 235 S. Camac St.
Tuesday (22)
Netural Uke Hotel- Neutral Milk hotel tribute with the spotted attrocious, ukulele orchestra and solved with science. $8 8pm at the Khyber.
Comedy Dreams- A night of stand-up, skits, music, and anything funny. It seems to say $3, but it's hard to read the flyer in the past it's usually free though. Try to read it for yourself here.
$2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.
Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)
Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.
Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.
Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30
Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.
Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.
Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm
Wednesday (23)
Punk/Metal Show at Jr's Bar- In Ruins (Crusty D-Beat from Atlanta) and philly locals Doomed Youth, Vulcan, and Blood Bomber. 22nd and Passyunk. 8 pm. 5 bucks.
Silk Road Summer Series/Pay-what-you-can nights at Penn Museum- Starting this night, going every Wednesday until August 25, Penn Museum will open select galleries and exhibits alongside live music. This one is Al-Bustan Seeds of Culture, playing traditional Arab Music. 32nd and South. 5-8 pm.
Free Screening of Fast Times at Ridgemont High- If you're in the market for learning how to party from Sean Penn, the World Cafe Live is holding a free showing of the crucial classic. 7 pm @ World Cafe Live.
Thursday (24)
Metal show at the Khyber- Astral Throne, The Fetals, Assayer, and Barbarism. Get out your beards, long hair, swords and flannel, whoo! It's $8, at 9pm at the Khyber.
Time Warp- New Wave Goth Party, ok so this is one time when the lameness of the Barbary might work towards you good time rather than against it. No cover at the Barbary.
Free Outdoor Screening of The Great Outdoors- See The Great Outdoors for free on the Schuykill River Banks by Walnut st. starting at 8:15 pm. Bring blankets and picnic things. If you get there early enough, they are giving away free food and raffling off a bunch of IKEA stuff. They are doing this every other Thursday with different movies throughout the summer!
For the truly broke...
This is for anyone who wants to have fun, do something good, or just have a funny story to tell.
Volunteer for the Red Cross to be their mascot, Fred Cross! It will be a silly experience you 'll be sure to be drunkenly telling your grandkids one day...if you make it that long of course.
If you're interested Call Sharon Jefferson at 215-299-4068, or e-mail volunteer@redcross-philly.org.
Volunteer for the Red Cross to be their mascot, Fred Cross! It will be a silly experience you 'll be sure to be drunkenly telling your grandkids one day...if you make it that long of course.
If you're interested Call Sharon Jefferson at 215-299-4068, or e-mail volunteer@redcross-philly.org.
Why I stopped writing.
Hey there guys, sorry it's been awhile. I tried to promise myself that I would be good and keep writing no matter what, but that didn't work, especially when I got money.
That's right everyone, I got a job. And a full time job none the less, so money stopped being a problem. However, sadly, much like giving a mouse a cookie, if you give a poor person some money they don't want to save it for later, they want to go enjoy it, all of it. So despite working full time for 2 months now, here I am with my money in the negative.
The good news is that the blog is be back on!!! I also promise I will try to be so much better about everything.
Don't forget we have pins!
That's right everyone, I got a job. And a full time job none the less, so money stopped being a problem. However, sadly, much like giving a mouse a cookie, if you give a poor person some money they don't want to save it for later, they want to go enjoy it, all of it. So despite working full time for 2 months now, here I am with my money in the negative.
The good news is that the blog is be back on!!! I also promise I will try to be so much better about everything.
Don't forget we have pins!
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