Hey there sexy party people.

And of course, don't forget my list of karaoke nights.

MONDAY

Mighty Writers- Michaela Majoun hosts a one-hour broadcast of poetry, music and spoken word. FREE 7-8 pm at Kelly Writer's House on 3805 Locust Walk

Tigerbeats Indie Dance Party- Wow..I hate to start my blog off like this, 2 such lame things in a row is a little overwhelming. But yeah go to the Barbary 21+. No cover.

Unplugged Metal Monday- $5-$8 at the Tritone 1508 South St. 21+

Bingo at el Camino Real- Free BINGO every Monday night from 8-10pm at El Camino Real. Prizes include veggie wings, nachos and pitchers of margaritas or beer. From 8-10 1040 N. 2nd St.

Karaoke at the Khyber- My personal favorite at 5 South 2nd st. With $1 PBR until 11. At that rate you're sure to get even your shiest friends up to sing.

Open Mic Night- Fergie's pub open mic night 21+ no cover charge. 1214 Sansom St.

Free Tai Chi Class- Every Monday at 2 increase your flexibility and do those cool arm move thingies at the Philadelphia Free library on 18 S. 7th St.

Philly Rising Open Mic Night- World Cafe Live. 7:00 Most people go there and order food and watch the music. Broke people get free water and watch the music. WARNING: Anyone can sign up for this, so on occasion I've seen people playing and reppin dirty jerz bra! Located on 3025 Walnut St.

Free Salsa Lessons (21+)- Free salsa l

essons every monday at Vango Lounge and skybar. The drinks can definately get a little expensive there, but rest assured all their beer costs less than $6.

Free HIV testing- It's like Nike, just do it, 1315 Spruce St. 2-5 William Way Community Center

TUESDAY

Blues Riot with Loki- at the Note on 142 Market St. 8pm $5

City Center with Clean Equations and Closed Storms- playing at Danger Danger gallery 5013 Baltimore Ave. 8pm Paywhat you can $5-$10.

$2 Tuesdays- $2 rum and coke, $2 Miller Light, $2 mini burgers, $2 Chicket fingers. At the Rum Bar on 20th and Walnut.

Plausible Artists Potluck- Join other artists and creative minds to network discuss and munch on shard food. Free. Basekamp (723 Chestnut St.)

Chess for Adults- 6pm at 201 South 40th St. at the Free Library located there. Call 215-685-7671 for more information.

Drinking Liberally- Oh man, I bet this is so up it's own ass. This is there description "Assemble with like-minded liberal folk, get smashed, and chat." 6-9 at Triumph Brewing Company 117-121 Chestnut St.

Forest Basics- Free yoga class at Studio 34 4522 Baltimore Ave. 4-5:30

Lickety Split Acoustic Night- Often so bad you have to laugh. Which honestly, is what I want out of my open mic. 9:30 no cover 21+ 4th and South.

Tritone Open Mic- No cover 21+ 7:30 1508 South St.

Yoga in the Park- Free at Rittenhouse Square, if you don't know where that is use google and get out of your house sometimes. 6:30 pm

WEDNESDAY

Interviewing Skills- FREE at 19th and Vine at the Free library there. Use these techniques to try to become less broke!

THURSDAY

Noir: A novel- "With Noir, Coover—who was described in the New York Times as “a one-man Big Bang of exploding creative force”—creates a classic crime story in which nothing is what it seems to be." Come hear him talk about his book. At the Free library of Philadelphia on 19th and Vine. FREE

Prophets in Stereo- FREE concert at Triumph Brewing Company at 400 Union Square at 9:30

Ted Greenwald Readings- Ted Greenwald is a New York boy through and through. Listen to him read selections from his 30 year career in poetry. FREE from 6-7 at Kelly Writer's House on 3805 Locust Walk

April Fool's Fest- "Rare Bird Show hosts a night of stand-up, sketch, and improv comedy featuring Chip Chantry, Aaron Hertzog, and Dava Krause." At The Khyber $5 at 9:30

FRIDAY

WXPN's Free at noon- At the world cafe live free (duh) at noon (duh) go hear some live music fool.

Daly's Irish Pub Drag Show- Who doesn't love a drag show? Only terrible people don't. This is a free one for those of you who are over 21 at Daly's Irish Pub on 4201 Comly St.

SATURDAY

Tour of The Kimmel Center Art and Architecture- which if you've ever been in the kimmel center before you know is fascinating. 10:30 in the morning at the Kimmel center on Broad St. (For more information- http://www.kimmelcenter.org/planning/tours.php)

Traditional Irish Music Session (21+)- Join Fergie's Pub on 1214 Sansom St. at 4 for a traditional Irish music session.

Classic Metal night (21+)- from 5-7 get free pizza pizza and $2 beer of the week and well drinks. At the dive Saturday night on Passyunk Ave (by 7th and Carpenter)

Penny drinks and drafts (21+)- yup that's right drinks for a penny, the only catch is that there is a $6 or $7 cover charge. At Roosevelts and Room VII at 23rd and Walnut

SUNDAY

Lickety Split Standup Sundays- Host Damon D. welcomes all levels of talent, including professionals, TV writers and up-and-comers, for this open mic night. Just because you're welcome doesn't mean he won't make fun of you if you bomb, though. Lickety Split 401 South St. 10pm. Free

12th air porno bingo- 254 S. 12th st. Starts at 10pm.

Improv class- Any level is welcome, aka it's cool if you suck, and if you're good people will all just go "wow" is great for an ego of any level. Get feedback from professionals, and then network in the social hour following the class. Free at the Community Education Center 3500 Lancaster Ave.

Sexy Sunday School- As someone who went to Sunday this is a little disturbing for me, but girls can drink for free, and you know how I love that. It's a costume party...so...dress like you're way to young for the guys who are gonna look at you. Kildare's 4417 Main St.

Showtune Sundays- "Bring your fair lady, put on a technicolor dream coat and come hang out with some guys and dolls who share your love of show tunes. The DJ will play clips from Broadway shows and movie musicals, and singing along is highly encouraged" Tavern on Camac 243 S. Camac St.. @

Kinky Quizzo- Free 10:30 pm. Valanni 1229 Spruce St.